How Did I Get Here?
24 Aug 2023
And you may find yourself living in a shotgun shack
And you may find yourself in another part of the world
And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile
And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife
And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"
Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by, water flowing underground
Into the blue again, after the money's gone
Once in a lifetime, water flowing underground
-Talking Heads, 1980
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Worst Guest Ever Part 1: The Hans
07 Aug 2023
A pre-amble and post script combined into one… I wrote this article about The Hans last year and never posted it. I just felt it might be too negative and it's sofaking long! Then this last week I had a group of guests come in and one of them innocently asked “do you ever get really bad guests?”. I went into a condensed version of the 9,455 words written below and during that description the guests eyes widened and he asked, “did he have a bowl cut?”.
“Yes, he did have a bowl cut.” I replied.
“Was this about July?” he continued.
“Yes it... read more